Best Ways to pickup snowbunnies

[865rolla]

Anyone have amusing, or working, ways to pickup snowbunnies? i thought this would be an interesting topic.

Easiest one i've found is to help them up or help them move when they fall down hahaha. ya get to put your hands on a strange, hot girl's hips without gettin smacked :) lol.

Falling on a trick works too.. they go *OMG ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?!?* :)

I've always wondered whether physically running into a girl works or not. does anyone know? haha..

i'm not desparate, just single & enjoyin it.

[Bentfilms]

go to japan, and if you happen to be white, there's your pickup line.


just be white and they'll flock

b

[awsian]

i usually try to start a conversation during the lifts. they have nowhere to go hehe.

[JapSpec]

Ben: IT"S SOOOO TRUE!! hahahahahahhahahahahha :D
Or just know a lot of english and say you'll get them an american/canadian citenzenship HAHA



yea usually just jump on the lift with a snobunnie who's by herself or with a friend. Cause usually it's 4 to a chair and you say you're trying to keep traffic flowing at the lift lines.
Also what helps is if you do tricks on the same stuff they're hitting.


what also helps is Working at the place :cool:

[865rolla]

hahah, yeah i try the lift thing, but im unlucky with that.

i come up beside a girl in the lift line n she starts lookin the other way as if shes lookin for a friend. i go on to the lift n tell her she can come n she stays behind... lol. you're right about the 4 chair lift thing, i see girls get on together in front of me, but most the time they take up as much space as possible... do you just cram yourself into them without asking? hahah...

guess i gotta get more aggressive... lol.

[JapSpec]

hahah you gotta be more offensive.
Be on the prowl and on attack mode 24/7 haha

What you do is don't jump in front of the chair first
Let the girls jump in the waiting area first
then you strike
that way they can't back off
cause the lifties won't stop the lift cause they don't wanna get on with a stranger.
And with the rest of the traffic behind they can't do anything about it
and always strike up a crazy ass conversation while on the lift
or say something stupid or crazy.
Also when they take up more space
cram in closer to them
what can they do really
JUMP off the lift? mwhahaha

trust me I have lots of experience scoping out and jumping on lifts with them hot snobunnies.

[865rolla]

LOL hilarious.

unfortunately, i go on weeknights & theres literally never a line, you ride down and hop back on... n the girls are waiting beside the lifts... making you think theyre gettin on next, but when you go... they stay put b/c there aint a line. grrrr... jus gonna have to ride by and start smackin asses i guess hahahah.

[JapSpec]

ok ok sounds like a plan then
if nothing works (even the smacking ass)

you gotta buy yourself a nice Ninja suit
hide as best as you can
And do a crazy 50 ft jump onto the chair when they least expect it. oh and add a couple of backflips for some style and finesse hahaha


What works as well is bust something crazy on a jump they were working on while they're on the lift or something where they can see
then visa versa
and then the next time come up to the jump at the same time they're prepping and talk to em. Always works. Unless you ride right up to them and then start drooling and speaking gibberish.:p

[865rolla]

lol yep, i've noticed how crazy girls go for guys doin tricks... it's almost disturbing.... they're about as bad as posers.

at our old skatepark, they were irritating as hell... you'd do a trick and theyd yell & scream at you like they wanted you. then you'd yell back "SLUT!" i remember a group of like 8 hot, but skanky, girls came in to go to the retarded club-for-minors that was inside the skatepark. they were walkin through past us checkin me & like 4 of my friends out. the moment they turn their heads back around and pass us, i yell at the top of my lungs "SLUTS!!" and turned my head to continue talking to my friends. i looked out of the corner of my eye to see half of them turn around trying to figure out which one of us said it haha.

it's weird how much different the slopes are from the skateparks tho.

go to a skatepark, you should expect to be ridiculed and judged. expect no girls to be there, if there are girls there, they're flockin for every guy there. very few people ask if you're okay unless youve been layin there awhile. full pads required by most, waivers signed, etc. no one cares how fast you go. the unexperienced are supposed to watch out for the experienced.

go to the slopes, expect to not stand out at all except on skiboards, and you get more positive responses than negative typically. girls are everywhere but don't try to hook up as much as they do at the park. quite a few people ask if you're ok the instant you fall, even if its on flat slopes goin slow and get right back up. no pads required by most. ski patrol bout shit their pants when you come haulin ass down the slopes. experienced are supposed to watch out for the unexperienced.

[JapSpec]

hahaha
Mannn down at the skateparks here
well SKATEPARK mwhahah
there's no chicks what soever
and our community of skaters is only a handful
you can pretty much count most of the hardcore with the amount of fingers on both hands (including the thumbs :p )
it's soo shotty here and gotta wait til summer again to have fun skating. Our park here is so crappy.

and your comment about the ski patrol shatting their pants

that's only the old guys

us young bloods in my division...well all 5 hahaha
don't really care. Haul ass huck hard and if you hurt yourself I'll take my time to cruise down there :cool: